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I was putsing around on gtalk when I saw something peculiar. My sister's away message - it stated that she was "taking a nap in the fridge."

Taking a nap in the fridge??!

As highly inviting as a refrigerator might be in the nasty Arizona heat, I must admit that I am highly concerned. Not so much for the risk she's taking of catching herself and her belly-baby a nasty cold (which is high), but she would most likely suffocate. In fact, it's been 5 hours now, I fear she might have already!

My plea is simple. Are you presently residing in Tucson? Find my sister. Free her.

AND GRAB ME SOME GRAPES!