Two things
1) Last Saturday I decided it would be fun to cook an entire chicken. Now I don't have roommates, I don't feed my cat human food (he has a sensitive tummy), and although I've been known to eat great amounts of food in single sittings, this gold 'n' plump chicken proved to be more than I could handle. I proceeded to eat chicken for every meal and every snack for days upon days.
I'm 90% sure this wasn't a dream, but the other day a fly was born inside my stomach.
2) Last night I made hamburger bean pie. Thanks for that recipe, Mom! I love hamburger bean pie.
posted by christinesfakeblog @ 6:21 PM
2 Comments:
fly aren't born.
Maggots are laid. Then they change into flies.
Which means you had a maggot in your tummy.
GROSS.
As my friend Emily always says "Maggots are fetal flies"
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