this moment.
I went to subway and brought it back to my cube for lunch.
I got a footlong tuna with lettuce and cucumbers and onions.
So now, at this moment, as I have "Mayberry" by Rascal Flatts on repeat, I'm just popping lime mint tic tacs in my mouth - one after the other. My hope is that if I injest the entire tiny box within 5 minutes my breath will smell like lime instead.
However, my efforts are futile because the diet coke I will inevitably have within the hour will almost certainly kill everything in my mouth - including the smell.
Can you believe I ate an entire footlong tuna sub? How do I do that?
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My other hope is that drop after drop of purell will kill the tuna off my hands. How can something be simultaneously so delicious and also so smelly?
woops, I almost just mixed up my tic tacs with my purell!
Purell is shampoo, right?
You're crazy. It's that watery hand sanitizer stuff
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