this moment.

I went to subway and brought it back to my cube for lunch.

I got a footlong tuna with lettuce and cucumbers and onions.

So now, at this moment, as I have "Mayberry" by Rascal Flatts on repeat, I'm just popping lime mint tic tacs in my mouth - one after the other. My hope is that if I injest the entire tiny box within 5 minutes my breath will smell like lime instead.

However, my efforts are futile because the diet coke I will inevitably have within the hour will almost certainly kill everything in my mouth - including the smell.


Can you believe I ate an entire footlong tuna sub? How do I do that?